NOEL: But there’s a big crossover. I like jazz. Julian likes sweets.
JULIAN: I like pop music and sweets. Bright colours. And err…umm.
NOEL: I suppose there’s a bit of both of them in both of us really. But, um, they’re pretty similar to how we are in real life.
NOEL: In a way.
JULIAN: I’m obsessed with jazz, and..
NOEL: (Nodding) You’re obsessed with jazz fusion, aren’t you. I’m obsessed with Mick Jagger.
NOEL: And chewy sweets.
JULIAN: My sausages are coming up on me again.
Off camera Person1: I knew it was going to happen.
Off camera Person2: It was a risk wasn’t it?
NOEL: No-one has sausages before an interview.
JULIAN: I just wolfed down a load of sausages.
NOEL: See, Vince would never eat sausages. Vince eats Flying Saucers.